Top 11: Volume IV
Top 11 Pop Culture Myths.
11. Metrosexual is different from Homosexual.
10. People who write a Blog that no one reads are Slightly Retarded. This is only true is most cases but it is unfair to generalize.
9. The music you listen to is good. Trust me it sucks, unless it does not fall into any of the following categories: Pop, Hip Hop, R&B (Black people singing the same pop as white people under a different name), Country, Rap, Punk, Indie, Metal, Rock (without the roll it's not the same), EMO (the worst of all), Weird Al, Mark E. Mark and the Funky Bunch, Anything French (damn French), Ska (don't even know what it is, but I'm guessing it sucks), Techno, House (techno for people that think they are cooler than regular techno listeners), Anything made in the 80's, Any song that uses the word 'Baby' 'Honey' or the like more than twice, Death Metal, Electronic, Covers of any song by anyone else(if you listen to Punk or Techno versions of songs, then automatically everything else you like sucks too), and last but not least any band I have never heard of, stop trying to be a music geek.
8. That people actually enjoyed the 80's TV show on their shirt, and aren't just wearing it because it is in style right now.
7. Straight Men Compete on Reality TV.
6. Celebrity Dating is more Important than the Rest of the Worlds Problems.
5. Old NES Games are the Best. When you actually sit down and play them, granted some of them are quite good and entertaining, they for the most part are horrible, and the only reason you have fun playing them is because you are stoned all the time.
4. People give a fuck about Michael Jackson.
3. The Internet is not being Used by an Evil Genius to Take Over the World.
2. Smoking is bad for your Health.
1. Angelina Jolie is Attractive. I guess she might be if the look you like your women to have is that just fell down 20 flights of stairs.
11. Metrosexual is different from Homosexual.
10. People who write a Blog that no one reads are Slightly Retarded. This is only true is most cases but it is unfair to generalize.
9. The music you listen to is good. Trust me it sucks, unless it does not fall into any of the following categories: Pop, Hip Hop, R&B (Black people singing the same pop as white people under a different name), Country, Rap, Punk, Indie, Metal, Rock (without the roll it's not the same), EMO (the worst of all), Weird Al, Mark E. Mark and the Funky Bunch, Anything French (damn French), Ska (don't even know what it is, but I'm guessing it sucks), Techno, House (techno for people that think they are cooler than regular techno listeners), Anything made in the 80's, Any song that uses the word 'Baby' 'Honey' or the like more than twice, Death Metal, Electronic, Covers of any song by anyone else(if you listen to Punk or Techno versions of songs, then automatically everything else you like sucks too), and last but not least any band I have never heard of, stop trying to be a music geek.
8. That people actually enjoyed the 80's TV show on their shirt, and aren't just wearing it because it is in style right now.
7. Straight Men Compete on Reality TV.
6. Celebrity Dating is more Important than the Rest of the Worlds Problems.
5. Old NES Games are the Best. When you actually sit down and play them, granted some of them are quite good and entertaining, they for the most part are horrible, and the only reason you have fun playing them is because you are stoned all the time.
4. People give a fuck about Michael Jackson.
3. The Internet is not being Used by an Evil Genius to Take Over the World.
2. Smoking is bad for your Health.
1. Angelina Jolie is Attractive. I guess she might be if the look you like your women to have is that just fell down 20 flights of stairs.
posted by LuckyWasher | Friday, July 29, 2005
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